Artemisia u don't get out of my phone u r going...

[The Android Police Files #14] Artemisia u don't get out of my phone u r going to fail and I am not play with ya'll

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It’s been over half a year since the last installment of the AP Files was published, and the world has undergone some drastic changes. There’s a squeezable phone. Bezel-less phones now dominate the world. And the newest LG phones haven’t had any major reports of bootlooping. I’m sorry, I had to.
Six months is indeed quite a long time, and it’s definitely enough time for us to have received some more… let’s call them interesting letters in our mailboxes.

Letter #1
Subject: Free pixel
Text:
I just want to free ixel hlphone to test it’s features

Don’t we all, man. Don’t we all. Side note: you may need a new keyboard.
Letter #2
To: APK Mirror
Subject: Uploads
Reason: Website Feedback
Text:
I want the best porn videos played on my fone and downloader

We don’t have any specific recommendations as to sources of these videos, but if you’ve got a recent Samsung flagship, Secure Folder may be worth checking out. You seem like the kind of person who’d need a feature like that.
Letter #3

There’s a reason we try to keep politics off of the site, and this guy is an excellent example of why. He just had to convey his (slightly controversial) thoughts on the United States’ two most recent commanders-in-chief to us, though. Also, we miss you, Liam and Phil!
Letter #4
Subject: YOUR WEBSITE GAVE MY COMPUTER A VIRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Text:
WELL HELLO PEOPLE,YOU ADDED A VIRUS ON OUR COMPUTER AND WHEN WE CALLED YOU GUYS DID NOT PICK UP. LUCKILY, WE FIXED IT WITH OUT YOUR ASSISTANCE ,BUT YOU GUYS CALLED BACK AFTER WE FIXED IT. YOU GUYS WERE VERY RUDE ON THE PHONE AND WHEN WE TRIED TO COMPLAIN YOU JUST BID US A GOOD DAY. I AM VERY SORRY FOR EMAIL ,BUT WE FELT VERY DISRESPECTED AND I THINK THAT YOU GUYS NEED TO FIX YOUR WEBSITE BECAUSE MANY OTHER PEOPLE USE YOUR PROGRAM. I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED FOR HOW I WAS TREATED, HOW THE WEBSITE

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